Dash Detox Contest Vote-Off 2.0 Update

We’re closing the polls in an hour, so vote away!

The Dash Detox Contest is officially over and here are our six entries made by five entrants. Here’s how we’ll do this. You will vote on each entrant, not their specific entries. Judge on humor, creativity, and usefulness. Who, in this case, is your favorite director. Gaming the system is prohibited, but if you want to get your friends to vote en masse, go ahead. This is supposed to be fun, robot-voting-system writers!

The two top winners will receive one of two T-Mobile Dashes I have lying about.

Special thanks to T-Mobile with their Dash-a-Day giveaway, which you should also enter.

UPDATE – The winners are:
jeremywjonesstop cell phone use: use a nagging wife

rGoodwinBlair Dash and 30 Days

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