According to Gameplayer, a young Australian man named Alastair recently attended his brother’s wedding and realized that an uncle he hadn’t seen for ten years bore a striking resemblance to Solid Snake, of the Metal Gear Solid series. By day, Alastair’s uncle is a carpenter. By night, he’s a swift, silent killing machine.
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