The Palm Pre’s ringtone has leaked. You can listen to it now, perhaps even assign it to your iPhone 3G if you’re feeling adventurous.
The ringtone announces the triumphant return of Palm, a warrior come home after years toiling in obscurity, mud and blood on its proud blade. But time has aged the warrior mightily; new men—popular, if flashy—have stepped in to fill the void he left so many years ago.
No matter. Ring the bells, gather the children! Palm is here!
Palm is here. Yes, it’s true. Doubters will silenced, upstarts put in their place. Palm is here.
One if by land, two if by sea: Palm is here.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: Palm is here.
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Give me your tired, your huddled masses: Palm is here.
Tame the savageness of man, and make gentle the life of this world: Palm is here.
Come, let us honor this, our great hope of salvation.
