If there’s anything missing from the standard stress ball, it’s a USB connection and a weird phallic shape. Luckily, Brando has us all covered with the $30 USB Stress Ball that, along with the obligatory squeezing motion, adds pulling, squashing, and twisting to the mix.
And lest you think that you’re left all alone to twist, pull, squash, and squeeze, you’ll also find three exciting and compelling PC-based games for your new stress ball: Squeeze Game, Strength Game, and Squeeze Your Photo (which looks suspiciously like Squeeze Game).
Hopefully “Strength Game” doesn’t stress anybody out even worse than before. Nobody wants to be stressed AND come to find out that they’ve got an ultra weak grip.
USB Stress Ball [Brando]
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