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I actually prefer my ladies homely, backwards, and clumsy. Who goes to Farringdon, anyway? I heard that place is pretty boring. I also find it a little insulting that you’re trying to drum up business right before you go on vacation. You seem like the type to leave town early anyway. “Oh yeah, I’ll meet you at Heathrow at 7:00 tonight,” but did you show up? Did you? I spent all night talking to an older woman who was pretty irate that I asked if she was from England when she was actually from Wales. Apparently that’s not cool.
“PART TIME JOB OFFER
A RELIABLE REPRESENTATIVE IS NEEDED IN OUR
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US FOR MORE INFORMATIONSPLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THE EMAIL BLOW:
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Mr YEO PENG LEO”
Hello Mr. Leo. I read with great interest your e-mail dated May 14, 2008. A part time job sounds great. I think I would be perfect for this position, too. It sounds right up my alley, as they say. The almost overwhelming amount of detailed information contained within your e-mail, along with the explicit instructions to NOT e-mail you back at the e-mail address you listed makes me believe that you run a well-oiled machine over there. It seems very organized and well-structured. I hereby announce my candidacy for the position. Please do not call or e-mail me if you’re interested (wink, wink).
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I am NOT the best in bed. I want to be completely up front and honest with you about that. Now, can I still order this product? I’m interested in becoming better (or the best, I guess) in bed, but I’m more interested in having gifts made for me. What kinds of gifts are these, to be more precise? I don’t want any stupid T-shirts or cards made out of orange construction paper. I’m looking for more functional stuff like birdhouses, shelving, or items that fulfill two needs, like edible soap or pens that have erasers on the end. Possible?
