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On this very special edition of The Best Whatever, Whatever, we’ll be taking a look at three comments from one particular post concerning Paris Hilton and Windows Vista. I couldn’t pick just one, so please enjoy all three with my compliments.
What’s Worse: Windows Vista or Paris Hilton?
Katchoo
Well, if Vista were a person you’d have to choose from its 13 different sisters. Do you take Home(ica) who looks ok and does fine at math, or do you dive after Premium(ina) who looks damn hot and could manage a dozen banks on her own? And don’t get me started on her other sisters, especially (Jill)ltimate. One word: Issues!
On the other side you have Paris. She’s physically hot, but the operating system under the hood, well, let’s just say her boot record needs to be blown away and rebuilt.
In the end, I’m lazy, so I’d go with Paris. If anything she could introduce me to Nicole Richie, who I think is much better looking than Paris. Rrrrrrrrrow!
Yannick Desjardins
I would be more worried about viruses with Paris.
[And my personal favorite…]
Andrew
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Your mother”.
