(Sung to the tune of Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s “Karn Evil 9 – 1st Impression (Part 2)“)
Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside
Samsung has a chip
Actually, it’s multi-chip
It’s for cellphones and it is
4GB in size
128MB of RAM
256MB also on hand
All inside a cellphone’s bland
case and working deep inside
4GB for your music, media
Also for some other data
No need for
external storage anymore
One more thing, you have gotta see
This chip is called “moviMCP”
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Yeah, it’s technology!
No MMC!
No SD!
Just all memory!
Can’t you see?
::insert six minute synth solo::
Full-scale production
Is always lots of fun
So by two thousand and nine
That’s the time, that’s the time
Competing with iPhone
That’s a big no, no, no, no
Apple will blast you right back home
All alone, all alone
Freeing up space
Better case design
Samsung is manufacturing
Something really fine!
Yeah moviMCP!
It’s the chip to be!
Plenty of memory!
4GB! Can’t you see?
Did I mention the MB?
256, 128, no MMC!
Come and see the show!
Samsung intros 4GB all-in-one phone memory [Electronista]
